Sign is a song sung by Oliver Warbucks and Miss Hannigan when Oliver asked her to sign. However, she doesn't want to sign and wants to date Oliver Warbucks. By making him offers. However it ended up insulting him instead.
Lyrics[]
Warbucks:
Miss Hannigan! You need to sign a paper.
Miss Hannigan:
Mr. Warbucks, do you know something for a Republican you are sinfully handsome.
Warbucks:
Thank you.
Miss Hannigan:
Why I just go absolutely weak in the knees over men like you.
My GOD, is that thing real?
Warbucks:
Just sign the papers.
Miss Hannigan:
Don't you wanna see the bedroom, my little billiard ball?
Warbucks:
Sign.
Miss Hannigan:
I make a very dry martini.
Warbucks:
Right here.
Miss Hannigan:
I make a very wet souffle.
Warbucks:
Just your name.
Miss Hannigan:
Don't be so mean, you mean ole meanie.
Warbucks:
Come, my dear.
Miss Hannigan:
Let's you and me make, why shouldn't we make haste?
Warbucks:
I have an appointment at 1.
Miss Hannigan:
This way...
You ever been to Bonus Ires?
Warbucks:
Where?
Miss Hannigan:
A hunger for the Argentyne?
Warbucks:
ArgenTINE.
Miss Hannigan:
Let's me and you fill up our diaries
Warbucks:
What? Stop!
Miss Hannigan:
Buy me a ruby
Warbucks:
No!
Miss Hannigan:
Why shouldn't you be mine?
Warbucks:
Come
Miss Hannigan:
I've got your numbah
Warbucks:
Close
Miss Hannigan:
Ya like to rhumba
Warbucks:
Madam, while
Miss Hannigan:
I'll call you Ollie
Warbucks:
We
Miss Hannigan:
My hot tamale
Warbucks:
Pry through this
Miss Hannigan:
And now I've gotcha
Warbucks:
File
Miss Hannigan:
My cucaracha
Warbucks:
From my pri-
Miss Hannigan:
Oh!
Warbucks:
-Vate
Miss Hannigan:
Ooh!
Warbucks:
Eye.
Miss Hannigan:
Ay ya ya!
Warbucks:
You spend your evenings in the shanties,
Miss Hannigan:
You had me followed?
Warbucks:
Imbibing quarts of bathtub gin.
Miss Hannigan:
BroncHitis.
Warbucks:
And here you're dancing in your scanties.
Miss Hannigan:
Great gams.
Warbucks:
With some old geezer called Little Caesar.
Miss Hannigan:
He's an uncle!
Warbucks:
You lock the orphans in the closet.
Miss Hannigan:
They love it!
Warbucks:
You hock their Christmas souvenirs.
Miss Hannigan:
Drink?
Warbucks:
You steal the funds you should deposit
Miss Hannigan:
It's fresh...
Warbucks:
You make them grovel, while you buy lavaliers.
You'll
Miss Hannigan:
Must you upset me
Warbucks:
Sit
Miss Hannigan:
Why don't you pet me?
Warbucks:
Out this
Miss Hannigan:
It's you I crave now
Warbucks:
Century
Miss Hannigan:
Let's misbehave now
Warbucks:
In some
Miss Hannigan:
You wanna smoochie
Warbucks:
Deep dark
Miss Hannigan:
My little poochie?
Warbucks:
Penitentiary
Miss Hannigan:
Jail!?
Warbucks:
Sign.
Miss Hannigan:
I guess I'll never know the feeling
Warbucks:
You'll rot in jail
Miss Hannigan:
Of running fingers through your hair.
Warbucks:
In Sing-Sing.
Miss Hannigan:
I guess this means no Buenos Aires.
Warbucks:
Will you sign?!
Miss Hannigan:
Well I don't need ya!
Warbucks:
That's fine.
Miss Hannigan:
So just forget me!
Warbucks:
The dotted line
Miss Hannigan:
Forget my sweetness!
Warbucks:
Don't whine!
Miss Hannigan:
Forget you met me!
Warbucks:
You can't decline!
Miss Hannigan:
This day is sorta
Warbucks:
Just sign!
Miss Hannigan:
my bread and Waterloo
Warbucks:
Sign!
Miss Hannigan:
Why didn't you say so in the first place. Swine!
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